Future

T’day I was writing in my journal and I wrote this. 

 

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If this journal lasted for…I don’t know 5 million years, (highly unlikely) and it was the only record of the 21st century, I’d have to tell a lot. An what if the future people found this 500 million years later, but our language evolved so they couldn’t read my writing. They’d think it was a little child’s scribbles, so they probably throw it away, not realizing it was very precious. That would be a sad tragedy. So. What IF that happened? The future people could have no knowledge of the 21st century whatsoever.I think the future people would be a less “technologized” nation, for the 21st century, as I like to call it, “The Age of Technology”. And 500 million years later, there would be no one to say anything. And that is because maybe there would be a atom bomb war and wiped out all human kind. So that is what could happen. 

Fourth of July!

Fourth of July was yesterday! I went camping with some friends. It was really fun! But we had some downsides. First, we went fishing. My mom took me to some “kids’ fishing place” and let us fish there. I thought the fish was naturally there until my mom told me that they put live fish in there just for us. I’m not sure if that’s supposed to make us feel “special” or something, or just gross me out. That’s so cruel! It’s like some person putting you in a room full of food, and you’re starving, but if you take the food, you die. :(. And I didn’t catch any fish. Our friend’s car broke down too. Well, some good parts were that we got to roast marshmellows, all that good stuff. So, overall, my fourth was great! What about yours?

Oh say can you see…

Pennies

Today, my friend and I were walking by at school, and then we saw a penny and started to pick it up. Then my friend, who has a very imaginative mind, stops me. She goes,

Friend- Stop! What are you doing!?

Me- Picking up this penny.

Friend- Don’t! What if some homeless dude wants it, and it’s his last last piece of money!

Me- I’m pretty sure that’s not-

Friend- OR, what if that’s a SPECIAL kind of penny? Maybe fate has decided to leave it there.

Me- And maybe fate has decides that I’m going to pick it up!

I reached down and picked it up. My friend knocks my hand and it comes tumbling out. And surprisingly, the penny goes right back where it was… :-)

Frozen

Look, I REALLY love the movie Frozen and all, but it’s ANNOYINGLY ANNOYING when people sing, “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman” all. THE. TIME. I’m not sure if they have common sense. We live in California, where it is 102 degrees. I’m all like, “Well DUH I wanna build a snowman. But sure! Let’s wait for a snowstorm to come by in this 99 degree weather, so we can build one! YAY!”

 

Sigh. When are people going to learn? :-|

FRAGILE EXPLOSIVE FEELINGS

 part one ——————WHAAAAAA!! BOO HOO HOO!! I’M SO SAD! I’M GONNA MISS MY JOURNAL SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JFDH FEJFDKF DHGDHF DKJHFDJHF DJHFDKJF LDHFHDJNFKLHLHFHDKJ HFAKUEH FBKFDHFDKJHF DHFKJDHF ADEHFAEI YHFE HFJDKSKIUHRFASKFJH ELAUEHFJ ALSKDJFH ALSKJDHF BOO HOO HOO BOO HOOO BOO HOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNONONONONNONNONONONONNONON OHOHOHOHOHO NONONONONONONO NONONONON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

PART 2—–YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! YA!!! exited!!!!!!!!!! EXITED!!!!!!! YAY YA YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!

 

 

The explanation of part one-

 

There is only 4 pages left in my journal! :-( :-( :’(  I’ve been writing in it since I was 7! Now I’m 10… and I’ll miss you journal! There are 680 pages, and I’m at 676. I’ll miss you journal. I’ll get a new one, but you’ll always cherish my memories that I wrote… WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO  NO NO NO! :-( 

 

 

 

The explanation of part 2–      

 

I’m going to a dance convention, where I can get a scholarship.  Now i’m sad! :-(

Joking Around..

 

 

There once was a guy in jail. 

He was to be shot.

The day he was gonna be shot, he said, “EARTHQUAKE!” And there really was one, so they ran for cover. 

The next day, he said, “TSUNAMI!” and there really was one, so the ran for cover. 

The next day, he said, “TORNADO!” and they ran for cover. 

Next day, he said, “VOLCANIC ERUPTION!” and they ran for cover. 

He kept doing this for a week or so.

Then… he made a horrible mistake. 

He said, “FIRE!” 

The executors, had grown used to the convict, and took his warnings seriously. They looked around in confusion to see if there really was a fire. 

The convict realized what he had done, and said, “Oh shoot.”

 

BANG!

 

 

 

Listen, I know this might be inappropriate for a 10 year old… But come on! Admit it. It’s funny!! LOL  :-)