There once was a guy in jail.
He was to be shot.
The day he was gonna be shot, he said, “EARTHQUAKE!” And there really was one, so they ran for cover.
The next day, he said, “TSUNAMI!” and there really was one, so the ran for cover.
The next day, he said, “TORNADO!” and they ran for cover.
Next day, he said, “VOLCANIC ERUPTION!” and they ran for cover.
He kept doing this for a week or so.
Then… he made a horrible mistake.
He said, “FIRE!”
The executors, had grown used to the convict, and took his warnings seriously. They looked around in confusion to see if there really was a fire.
The convict realized what he had done, and said, “Oh shoot.”
Listen, I know this might be inappropriate for a 10 year old… But come on! Admit it. It’s funny!! LOL 🙂